Monday, October 20, 2008

Diary of a Mad Black Man

I'm also a lazy black man because I'm copy/pasting from an IM with a friend but this makes me angry. VA drivers are assholes, but NJ drivers are much worse...


7:23:03 PM Me: so i was in a rush to get to the bank before it closed (which I didnt :s)
7:23:27 PM Me: and this dick in an m5 e39 style kept going slow so i kinda tailgated him
7:24:23 PM Me: so the jerkoff just stops in the middle of the road and i slam on the brakes screeching tires and all and barely hit him
7:24:39 PM Me: and then has the nerve to give me a dirty look after so i flicked him off

Thursday, October 9, 2008

My Econ Professor is Fucking Awesome

I found this letter to be badass. 


Back to prepping my files for Richmond, I need to sleep. It's gonna be fun to see how badly I fuck up this weekend.

Hip Fuckin' Hooray our Nation is Fucked.

Since I haven't been able to blog and C hasn't either I haven't had time to bitch and moan about how fucking stupid congress is and how fucked up their stupid bailout plan is. Taking the suggestion of a fellow capitalist I started asking around for thoughts on the bailout which is the purpose of todays post.

First person I asked: a girl who is infatuated with me but annoys me. Her comments were "$70 Billion you gotta be joking" I notified her that it was 700B and she said even worse. I don't know what to say...

I asked my homie T, we share the same general views about capitalism politics and the like. He said "it's bad worsens the economy long term. the problem is the government is pouring out easy credit."

I also asked my dude G, my basketball and poker buddy. about his thoughts. I like the guy, but he just regurgitates to me media lines. Most notably about Obama and my opposition to the guy. He said he didn't like it but it was necessary, nation would become more in debt. I tried to keep my views out of the process so I asked him why, he said because the stock market would crash (paraphrasing) so I had to follow up with since when did the government care about the stock market? he replied with "our government cares when the stock market is in danger. if it goes down our nation is the shitter." After asking how he came to that conclusion he said 29, all the proposals passed afterwards were to prevent it from happening again. He followed up with "how can americans give the government money if there was a depression, how does the economy grow?" I told him the government produces its own money and the economy will grow off exports like they did the last two quarters. he replied that creates inflation (printing money) and left. I didn't even get to give him a little economics lesson :(.

I asked my dude from high school, who cleaned up his act once he got to college about it. His answer wasn't very flattering simply "it's needed or else we're fucked in the end" and "low income people need to stop bitching about it".

I asked a person I had acquaintances with in high school but never considered him a friend or anything of the sort (which has changed in the past year) he first said in a way good in a way not good. He didnt like that CEOs made a lot of money for doing nothing.

I asked my best friend about her thoughts, quite possibly the most impassioned out of the rest. with comments such as "absolute BULLSHIT" "you could have used used that 700 Billion FOR A WHOLE LOT MORE SHIT" "and i'm totally upset"

One of my favorite people to talk to about politics or anything intellectual simply said "screwed if you do, screwed if you don't".

The most surprising of all this is that almost all of them are supporting Obama.

Milk Carton: Callum McCarthy

Hope he didn't get contaminated...

Thursday, September 18, 2008

They Fuckin' With My Cash Flow Have Ye' Any Shame?

I'll try to cut down on my cursing but I'm fucking pissed (a little sly pun). This neo-socialist punk group of cocksuckers known as Ben Bernanke, Henry Paulson, Christopher Cox, Charles Shumer and Christopher Dodd are bailing Wall Street out and screwing main street in the ass. Quite frankly I've given up on your country, our politicals everything. It's sad and disgusting what we've become a socialist nation of bailout and aid and giving citizens the middle finger. Fannie/Freddie that was cool, upset me but something had to be done. Lehman failing? Saddening but somewhat the right thing to do. AIG? Integral, but the question is why the fuck is an INSURANCE company levered at about 11x? Makes no sense, I don't see why they were dealing in mortgages anyways strike one two and three: you strayed from your business model.

So now B-52 Ben is running AIG temporarily (since it's a loan and not a full blown takeover) but will we see any of those profits gains because they used our tax dollars? No No No No. Socialize the costs, privatize the gains. I doubt anyone reads this but please write to your congress[wo]man and tell them to vote against the RTC (my dyslexic ass probably mixed up the order but you'll know it when you hear it). 

Chris Cox from the SEC (Securities and Exchanges Commission) is considering banning short selling, my method for making money. I hate this whole system it's rotten, and the only reason why things got bad was because the government intervened with free market capitalism.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

The Prodigals Son

Wow, I've been neglecting this thing I've missed it. Virginia Beach was cool, the car ride wasn't. Approximately ten hours with an annoying ass eight year old. I'm getting a fucking vasectomy. I mean I want kids of my own but dear God how I hate them, the worst part is when they can acknowledge they way they act but attempt to reprimand you for acting the same way.

If I had the money I would buy a condo down there and simply just chill and go to Busch Gardens every once in a while. Problem is condo's cost between $1 and 3 million. I miss having a Haagen Dazs every few blocks...

Friday, August 8, 2008

Guess Who's Bizzack?

Sorry for the hiatus, I was on a staycation and don't blog from home. Goin to Va Beach for the weekend, might start blogging from home.

Peace!